Total Medals Earned: 3,773 (From 587 different games.) Total Medal Score: 60,215 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 9/9 (355/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
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Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Swim for a total of 30 seconds.
Swim for a full minute.
Swim for a whopping two minutes!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (200/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 6/12 (125/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
Beat the game.
Finish the game with 750 leaves.
Get a score of 500+ on infinite mode
Get 1000 points on infinite mode